i put it on for the first time this morning and made jg take silly pictures of me. seems to fit all right. all i have to do now is cast off that one sleeve and block.
the branding was a last minute thing. i nearly knit al gore instead of schmeebot. i don't know why. a friend suggested knitting "i'm not gay but i know a lot of them." may be next time.
yarn: knitpicks palette doubled up
gauge: 5 sts and 7 rows per inch
pattern: bastardization of raglan+saddle shoulder
time: 21 hours (no ripping, personal record)